" Here comes the red road, everyone start singing!" yells Johny. Elsavadora exclaims back, "Jhony keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!" Jhony covers his ears and starts rapping, "Hey man what are you doing there looking at you chest and there is no chest hair! What! "Crawoo. Crawoo" "What in the world was that?" questions father Robert. "I don't know, pull over!" commands mother Samantha. But the second 5 yr. old Jhonny steps out a monkey swoops down and carries Jhony away. lucky for him father Robert was carrying a pistol, and just in the knick of time shoots the monkey and jhony falls to freedom. The only bad thing is that he broke his legs on impact. On the bright side he started wheel chair basket ball and became a hall of famer.
"Wait, back up a sec. You're telling me your mom was asleep during all this?" questions Elissa. "Yep, and this is the spot." replies Elsavadora Jr. "Prove it, pull over." "Okay if you say so." Elissa steps out and gets carried away by a monkey never to be seen or heard of again.
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